ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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sleepyllama:

Mis-gendering usually feels like a punch to the stomach, especially when its on purpose. 

"She makes me laugh." -Andrew Garfield

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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waitinghopingliving:

nekala-vas-normandy:

takemewherethestreetlightsglow:

all-the-ships-all-of-them:

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

YES OTHER PEOPLE FEEL IT TOO

it’s a symptom of anxiety

This happens to me a lot and it’s really jarring.

Shit

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

mariamatsakis:

cartel:

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back

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idk how but this is completely accurate

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

dude-im-bored:

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gingerbrownies:

And you thought it was just people…

spoopy-vriskseop:

batmanpants:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

marco-bodts-better-half:

zackeaterofsouls:

whats-on-my-mind-grapes:

whats-on-my-mind-grapes:

breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall

well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess

But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..

WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.

SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN 

this week on “i didnt know it was attack on titan”

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

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Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

konyboy:

ellistaylor:

konyboy:

besidemuke:

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

And that’s why you’re single. 

ah yes! look at this random stranger, they have posted a “smooth” reply on my post that probably took about 3 minutes to think up. when’s the fucking wedding